‘How like your Darling papa you are!’

But there’s no ball I’ve ever kicked,

No ball I’ve ever gone to.

‘He nodded at me, fucking shitting himself.’

But I didn’t throw the filth off the track

As his husband run around in fear.

‘She was the most difficult to restrain.’

Though no whisper turns her on,

Distracted by the arrival of the dogs.

‘I started to panic a little bit.’

And then I searched for the DJ

As I sincerely started hanging myself.

‘The ambulance arrived quickly.’

The worst scenario:

I didn’t die, but she did.

‘Aren’t you coming with me?’

She asked out of the blue.

The winter darkness blinded my strength

So I yelled, ‘I am the undefeated!’

‘It had been a sad time.’

I know it, and I was

Deeply concerned

For my own reputation,

Her perennial misery

And the poisonous cunt

That had almost started to speak.

‘I’ve heard it all before.’,

But you’re daft,

Big enough to look after yourself…

So, farewell, you fuckwit,

You may become the right one,

May have company,

And even get

The wife,

The job,

The house,

The car

And the nuts

That cereal box

May in fact contain.