I WALKED THE LINE!

Cash Sounds that Swing

ACT I (and only) Camden Town –  88 Parkway, London NW1 7AN, United Kingdom

Two characters: a junkie and Johnny Cash

– Can you give me some cash, Cash?

– Who the fuck are you?

– Just a man who needs some cash.

– What for, you prick?

– Me own business, Johhny, I am a fucking crack addict.

– Scum, this is what you are.

– Go fuck yourself!! AND YOU ARE OVERRATED, YOU DIRTY COUNTRY BASTARD ROCKER!!

– Oh, my… Oh, my… OH, MY GOD! IT HAPPENED!

– … … … …

– You’ve just brought me back to life, mate!

– Not my intention, sir… I-I-I j-j-j-just…

I’d rather die young than grow old without you… Wow, nice. My voice, I am young again. LOOK AT ME, THE YOUNG ME!!

– … … … … … … …

– You’ve got powers, man, special ones…

– Are you gonna hit me with that guitar?

– What? No, no, no… fucking no, man!!

– Ok, ok… I am leaving, sir, I really need my bees and honey.

– Fine… I don’t need my Irish pig anymore, can you see?

Awright geeezzaa! Laters!

No, no, wait, blimey!!

– What do you want from me?

– I have the cash now, where is your dealer?